We wish this was a real job too!
But we do have plenty of fantastic roles on our website - to find a really great job visit www.flatfeerecruiterjobs.co.uk.
And to help us find out more about job-seeking and how we can improve our recruitment process, please take 5 minutes to fill our candidate survey at https://www.surveymonkey.co.uk/r/FFRJS2018 All entries will be entered into our prize draw to win £50 amazon vouchers at the end of the year.
On a more serious note, we want to help support displaced Ukraine families at this distressing time, so we will also be donating £1 to the British Red Cross Ukraine Crisis Appeal every time the survey gets completed.
Thanks for your support - and Happy April Fools Day!